Umunsi umwe FC-170 ya David Tracy izaba yuzuyemo bateri na moteri y’amashanyarazi, ariko abafite ibyiringiro bavuga ko uko imeze ubu ari kimwe cya kabiri cyuzuye umwanda w’ibirahure, inkari n’icyari cy’inyoni. Imiryango myinshi ya Jeep yaguye kandi amadirishya yaracitse. Mubisanzwe kandi bigaragara, Jeep ni imyanda. Niba hari icyo, ntabwo bizongera umucyo mumuhanda mugihe cya vuba. Kubera ko iri kumurima wanjye w'imbere, irashobora gukoresha ubushobozi bwinyuma yinyuma yinyuma yubuhanzi.
Umuturanyi wanjye yari afite ishyari ku bushobozi bwanjye bwo kugabanya iki kirundo cy'ibyatsi, akagishyira mu mwanya ukomeye kuri marike y'imyanda yanjye bwite n'imodoka zidasobanutse n'ubutwari bwanjye.
Ikintu kigaragara cyangirika kandi cyarenze ubuzima bwingirakamaro kiracyafite ishyari? Igihe nishimiraga umwanda wa David no kwangirika kwibyo yaguze, kubera igitutu cyumujyi we, ubwo yari muburyo bwo gusesa ibinyabiziga, numvaga mumbere kandi nkamwumva imbere. N'ubundi kandi, namumenyesheje ko iyi jeep igurishwa, kandi kuva muri Nyakanga, nabitse imodoka mu gace ka Seattle.
Yicaye imbere yinzu yanjye. Nkumuhanga ufite uburambe, ngomba kwemeza ko rwose mfite amatsiko. Nashoboye gutoteza David ndeka nkora ibintu bitoroshye, kandi icyo nakubwira ni inzira yanjye nyamukuru: iyi club yumupira wamaguru ifite amahirwe yo kuba imodoka ibabaza cyane nigeze kwiga.
Ibyo twabonye mu ntangiriro ya DTos byari scurvy superficial, ariko unyizere, bizagenda nabi iyo ubyinjiyemo. Ikamyo yose yaranukaga. Urugi rufunze, umunuko w'inkari n'imyanda urashobora kuboneka kuva kuri metero esheshatu-Ntabwo ndasetsa. Iyo mfunguye umuryango, nkoresha ubuhumekero. DT irateganya kumara umwanya munini ukora kuri iyi jeep muri cab… byumvikana neza kandi byiza. Irakeneye gukosorwa, ntabwo isanwa. Turashobora kubyita "patina" kugirango yumve ko ari moda, atuje kandi abasha gukurikiza inzira.
Umugurisha yakoresheje "patina" yerekeza hepfo yumuryango wangirika ether. “Urugi rwabo ni umuringa!” Umugurisha yambwiye ko arimo guhumeka kabiri igihe acuranga amatara.
Umugurisha yatwijeje kandi ko inkingi yo kuyobora itagwa hasi. Birashobora kuba byiza, ariko David Tracy arashobora kuba kubera umwobo munini w ingese hafi ya pederi. Ariko ntabwo mpangayitse. Turemeza ko abanywi banywa itabi + Guhitamo ko guhindura karburetor bizatuma Jeep imera nkimodoka nshya!
Urukundo David Tracy akunda abajepe rugaragarira mubushake bwe bwo gukora uyu mushinga. Nubwo inshuti yacu idafite intego zifatika, yahimbye icyizere cye kuri Jalop. . Intego ihanitse izarushaho guhura nukuri, kandi amaherezo izagwa mubibazo kubera gutsindwa. David Tracy, ni ryari uziga gushiraho urwego ruto kugirango ubashe kurenga byoroshye?
Namugiriye inama yo kutagura FC Scurvy (kuko ndayita imashini yihebye), David yabanje gukurikiza inama zanjye. Umugabo wambaye imyenda ishaje yaguze aho ntiyanyuzwe no kunanirwa kugurisha, ariko icyifuzo cya David cyo gutunga isi ya pug cyatumye dusubiza amaso inyuma tugura imashini nyuma yiminsi mike. Ibintu byose byongeye kugaragara ku kirwa cya Camano, Washington.
Uruhande rwabagenzi ntabwo ari rubi nkuruhande rwabashoferi. Nubwo inzugi z'umuryango zashize. Ingese kuri iyi soko ya tetanusi yari ikomeye cyane ku buryo pin ya hinge yacitsemo ibice bitatu, bituma urugi rukomeye rugabanuka kuruhande rwabagenzi (birenze gato).
Ku mfuruka ya cab yinyuma kuruhande rwabagenzi, hari igice gisigaye cya gaze, kimwe numutwe wa sima hamwe n imyanda.
Kugenzura imbere ni biosiporo yacyo ya bagiteri na fungi. Ntakibazo cyubwoko ki gikura kuruhande rwigitanda, mugihe cyose habaye icyuho hagati yigitanda no munsi yigitanda.
Ingese zose ziri ku buriri ziri hejuru yigitoro. Igice cyambere cyigitanda gishobora kuba icyuma gisukuye neza. Kugira ngo ubyemeze neza, DT irashobora gusimbuza hepfo yigitanda na bateri. Nakoze ikosa ryo kumanura tailgate. Kubera ko hinge kuruhande rwumushoferi yabuze, yaguye hasi. Kuri ubu, tailgate iri hejuru ya 5 × 5 ″ ishushanyije 2wd Chevy ipine yimodoka, idahuye nicyitegererezo cya 5 × 5.5 ifitwe na FC Scurvy.
Ikibaho cyose kuri jeep kiragoramye. bikomeye. Ndabishyira mu gikamyo cy'ibikoresho by'ibicuruzwa, mfata ibyo nkeneye, hanyuma nkuramo ibisigaye mu nzozi nka David Tracy, inzozi ze nini kuruta izanjye. Muri ubu buryo, ntabwo ngomba kumva nicira urubanza kubera kugurisha kera.
Twese tuzi ko umushinga mwiza mubusanzwe ufite urufatiro rukomeye, kandi igitebo cyashenywe kigurishwa kuri Craigslist mubisanzwe "umushinga mubi." FC Scurvy (FC Scurvy) biragaragara ko iri mubyiciro byanyuma, niyo yaba yuzuyemo amavuta, "yagenzuwe" ihinduka umwirutsi.
Bitewe n'imyanda iri imbere ya carburetor, moteri igenda ikurwaho buhoro buhoro igasimbuzwa moteri ikoresha amashanyarazi, mubyukuri nikintu cyiza. Debris (inkari / umwanda / ruswa) irashobora kuba yarasuzumwe muburyo bwo gufata ibinyujije muri booster na butterfly valve.
Ibi nabigaragarije DT, ariko yaba Huckleberry cyangwa yambwiye ko kubera ko Super Hurricane ari moteri ifite imitwe iringaniye, imyanda igomba kuzamuka ikanyura ku cyambu cyinjira kugira ngo igere kuri valve na silinderi. Natsinze kunyeganyeza moteri y'amashanyarazi mu ntoki, bityo imyanda iyo ari yo yose yayishyize muri silinderi ntiyahuzaga impeta ku rukuta, kandi birashoboka cyane ko yatembye ikamanuka hejuru ya piston, keretse niba hari ibishashi kandi lisansi. Intangiriro.
Iki kirundo cyo kuzuza ntabwo cyabaye kubwimpanuka. Numushinga wukuri wa Washington. Hantavirus (Ndashaka gusobanuka, ibi nibyingenzi cyane, ntakintu nakimwe cyo gusuzugurwa), icyorezo, icyorezo na leptospirose biraboneka kubuntu binyuze muriyi miterere idasanzwe.
Intebe igomba gukingurwa, kandi umuntu utitwa Tom akeneye gukoresha hose hamwe nu cyuho cyo mu iduka kugirango yigire hagati. Nizere ko urimo usoma David Tracy… ahari silinderi ya gaze n'amatara nibikoresho byiza.
Igishushanyo cyavuzwe haruguru nticyerekana imiterere ihindagurika yuburyo bwa Koenigsegg bwimpande zombi zuzuzanya. Urugi rufite hejuru no hepfo, ariko hejuru ya hinge pin yaraboze kandi igabanyijemo ibice bitatu mugihe runaka. Ndateganya gushakisha cyangwa gukora pin ikwiye, ariko pin eshatu za hinge zashizwe mumwanya. Ntabwo bihagije PB Blaster irashobora kugabanya umutwaro wabo. Igitekerezo cyanjye: funga umuryango, hanyuma urashobora gukemura ikibazo cyo kwinjira mubagenzi unyuze mumadirishya ya Duchess of Hazzard.
David yansabye kureba niba sisitemu y'amashanyarazi ya FC ikora neza. Ikinyabiziga gishobora kuba gifite sisitemu ya volt esheshatu, ariko yaba bateri cyangwa igicanwa cyo gutwika inyuma yintebe yabagenzi ntabwo itanga ibimenyetso. Itara ryaka, kandi muguhuza na bateri ya 12v, nshobora gukora kanda ya solenoid ikanda, ibi rero birashimishije cyane, cyane cyane ko ndemeza ko David akeneye 12 cyangwa 6 nyuma yo guhindura bateri ya Volt kugirango akoreshe amatara nibindi bikoresho.
Nubwo yitwa akazi, bateri yarapfuye. Bateri ya traktor ishaje itandatu ifite bateri eshatu. Izi bateri enye zingana na volt umunani?
Ikirahuri cyacitse. Ikintu gishimishije cyane nuko iyi ngaruka isa nkaho iba imbere. Ntabwo nzi neza ko nshaka gutekereza igihe kirekire.
Urebye ibintu bigoye, ikirahuri kizaba ikintu kibabaza. Ariko, utitaye ku giciro, urashobora gukoresha ikirahuri cya rubber ikirahure kidafite kashe.
Inzugi n'amadirishya y'abagenzi byaravunitse. Nibura iki nikintu kiringaniye, niba udashobora kukibona, urashobora kugikora.
Idirishya ryumushoferi naryo ryaravunitse, nzi neza ko uzatungurwa nibi. Nibura byaragabanutse!
Nkoresha imbaraga za traktori ya Kubota kugirango yimure jeep, nubwo ntekereza ko urebye ubunini bwumwobo hasi hasi kuruhande rwumushoferi, ingufu za flint nicyuma bizaba ubundi buryo. Umunsi umwe, iyi jeep irashobora gutwarwa n amashanyarazi, ariko hagati aho, inzira yonyine ya David yo kuyitwara namashanyarazi yuzuyemo ibyiringiro ninzozi. Unyizere.
FC irashobora kuba Waterloo ya David Tracy? Imbeba zatanze igitambo cyanyuma nkibiryo bya top. Igihe ntarengwa, ibiteganijwe, kwangirika k'ubuzima kuri icyo kirwa, n'umwuka we wo kwigira umukiranutsi wamuteye gutsindwa.
Azamirwa na tetanusi hamwe na kole ingese ku irembo rya FC? Ese umwanda wimbeba zo mu kirere uzaha intwari yacu ubwoba bukabije? Azagerageza gutwara indobo ya 94 yingufu zindobo "kumupaka wumugabane"? Mana, ntabwo nizeye.
Hazakosorwa ibyumweru bike uhereye none kugirango dusobanukirwe amaherezo yibitangaza byumuhungu wa Jalopnik. Igihe kimwe cya Jalop, umuyoboro umwe wa Jalop.
Ibyifuzo byimashini nibyishimisha, kubwamahirwe abandi bose, ntabwo ari ubucuruzi. Ikamyo ya Ford hamwe nabakunzi ba Fox-Umubiri hamwe na zeru ubudahemuka.
3. Koresha ibintu bitatu byumuvuduko mwinshi washyizwe kuri 2000psi, ubone inshuti eshatu, hanyuma uhite uturika umucanga uhereye kumpande eshatu zitandukanye.
Igihe cyo kohereza: Werurwe-04-2021
